Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Colten's NBA Mock Draft: Version 2.0

Before we get started, let's take a look at a few draft-related developments that have occurred since I posted Version 1.0 eight days ago.

  • Evan Turner is no longer a lock for the #2 spot, according to ESPN's David Thorpe and Chad Ford. Way to jump on the bandwagon, guys.
  • Cole Aldrich's stock appears to be slipping, which is not a surprise. I was looking for a good excuse to move him down in V1.0 last week.
  • The jury is still out on DeMarcus Cousins. I've seen him as high as #2 and as low as #6. I went on the record last week and pegged him as the second best prospect in the draft.
  • It looks like NBA decision makers are falling for Paul George. Time will tell if this is good evaluating or a big mistake, but he seems destined for the lottery or shortly after.
  • Eric Bledsoe measured bigger than expected and did well at the combine, so his stock is on the rise. Should I give in and send him to the Heat like everyone else?
  • Patrick Patterson measured big at the combine and knocked people's socks off during the interview sessions, so his stock is on the rise.
Without further ado, I present to you Colten's NBA Mock Draft: Version 2.0. This one will be shorter than V1.0, I promise.

1. Washington Wizards: John Wall, PG, Kentucky
No change here. Wall is the consensus top prospect in the draft, and there are no red flags surrounding him. He will be the face of the franchise for the next decade-plus.

2. Minnesota Timberwolves (via Philadelphia, via Charlotte): Evan Turner, SG, Ohio State
I hinted at this trade immediately following the lottery, but this week I'm brave enough to make it official. The Sixers already have a perimeter trio of Jrue Holiday, Andre Iguodala, and Thaddeus Young (who I think should step into the starting SF spot), so Evan Turner wouldn't be the best value. The Sixers will try to convince the Timberwolves to take on Elton Brand's contract in this deal, but I'm guessing the Sixers will simply acquire Minnesota's second first round pick, #16 overall.

It is no secret that Minnesota covets Evan Turner, and he would fit in very nicely with Jonny Flynn and Corey Brewer on the perimeter. If this trade goes down, remember: You heard it here first!

3. New Jersey Nets: Derrick Favors, PF, Georgia Tech
In this scenario, this is probably an easy decision for the Nets. With Brook Lopez already on the roster, DeMarcus Cousins is ruled out, so Derrick Favors is the pick. Favors should immediately jump into the starting lineup and form the best young frontcourt tandom in the NBA, along with Lopez.

4. Philadelphia 76ers (via Minnesota): DeMarcus Cousins, C, Kentucky
By trading with Minnesota, the Sixers receive the #16 overall pick, but they still end up with the draft's #2 prospect. This is an excellent move for the Sixers. Don't be surprised if Cousins averages 14-plus points and 9-plus rebounds in his rookie campaign.

5. Sacramento Kings: Al-Farouq Aminu, SF, Wake Forest
The gritty, aggressive Aminu gets the nod over the finesse guy, Wesley Johnson. The Kings need a perimeter defender who can slash to the basket and rebound, so Aminu fits the mold. Aminu has more upside than Johnson and Turner, so the Kings are happy to take him fifth.

6. Golden State Warriors: Wesley Johnson, SF, Syracuse
The Warriors need another perimeter player with size to spell Corey Maggette and eventually replace him. Johnson runs the floor like a gazelle, is a terrific outside shooter, and can finish well above the rim; all of these traits are perfect for Nelly Ball, so Johnson would be a terrific fit in Golden State.

7. Detroit Pistons: Greg Monroe, C, Georgetown
Monroe measured bigger than expected at the combine, so the Pistons won't be afraid to take him over Cole Aldrich at #7. The Pistons are desperate for an anchor in the post, so Monroe is the pick here.

8. Los Angeles Clippers: Gordon Hayward, SF, Butler
This is a tough one to forecast. I could see the Clippers selecting Hayward, Paul George, Xavier Henry, or Luke Babbitt, but I think Hayward will fit in best between Eric Gordon and Blake Griffin due to his consistent shooting, scrappy defense, and underrated athleticism. At 6'-8", he also has good size for a SF.

9. Utah Jazz (via New York): Patrick Patterson, PF, Kentucky
I'm reluctant to put Patterson this high, but I think he's the best fit for the Jazz in this scenario. Besides, Patterson measured taller than expected at the combine and was terrific in the interview sessions. Ideally, Greg Monroe falls here, but if not, then I think Patterson would be a terrific candidate to team with Paul Millsap as they try to replace Carlos Boozer's production at the four spot.

10. Indiana Pacers: Avery Bradley, Guard, Texas
The Pacers are desperate for a playmaking guard, and Bradley is one of the most explosive players in this year's class. He didn't consistently shine at Texas like many thought he would, but his upside is significant and he is already an outstanding perimeter defender.

11. New Orleans Hornets: Daniel Orton, PF/C, Kentucky
Orton is another player who gets mixed reviews, so it is tough to project where he lands. The Hornets need help down low, however, and Orton has the size and athleticism to excel in a pick-and-roll system with Chris Paul. He also has good shooting form, so he projects as a solid pick-and-pop option, as well. Add in the fact that he can guard NBA big men and block shots, and you have a guy who should end up in the lottery, despite his limited production in college.

12. Memphis Grizzlies: Luke Babbitt, SF, Nevada
Rumor has it that the Grizz are head over heels in love with Babbitt, so they should be excited if he drops this far. Babbitt has the combination of size and shooting ability of a Chris Mullins, but he is not an explosive athlete, so there are doubts about his ability to defend on the perimeter. The Grizzlies need a three point shooter, though, so they'll happily take a guy who is 6'-9" and shoots 42% from downtown.

13. Toronto Raptors: Ed Davis, PF, North Carolina
With the expected departure of Chris Bosh this summer, the Raptors will be looking for his replacement. Davis doesn't have the best size, but he is long and athletic with a good motor. Had he entered the draft last year, he probably would have been a top five pick, so the Raptors might be getting good value here.

14. Houston Rockets: Cole Aldrich, C, Kansas
Aldrich would be a nice pickup here for the Rockets, who need a backup center for the oft-injured Yao Ming. He doesn't have great athleticism or skill, but he has enough of both, along with a propensity to block shots, that he is the pick here.

15. Milwaukee Bucks (via Chicago): Xavier Henry, SG, Kansas
With Michael Redd and John Salmons set to become UFA's this summer, the Bucks will probably look for help on the wings. Henry has a good stroke, and he can play the two or the three. He is also a better athlete than people give him credit for, much like another Kansas player, Paul Pierce.

16. Philadelphia 76ers (via Minnesota, via Charlotte): Paul George, SF, Fresno State
The Sixers already shored up their front court with DeMarcus Cousins, so they now look for help on the wings. With Thaddeus Young moving to the perimeter as a "big SF", they need a guy who is more perimeter-oriented. I considered James Anderson, but he is too much like another guy on their roster, Jodie Meeks, so Paul George is the selection here. George's stock is on the rise, so don't be surprised if he is gone by this point.

17. Chicago Bulls (via Milwaukee): James Anderson, SG, Oklahoma State
The Bulls struggled to replace Ben Gordon's outside shooting when they let him bolt to Detroit as a FA last summer, so Anderson will be a welcomed addition to the Bulls perimeter squad.

18. Miami Heat: Ekpe Udoh, PF, Baylor
I'm tempted to give them Eric Bledsoe, but the Heat are desperate for help down low, so I think they will take the best available PF or C. Udoh isn't the best athlete, and he doesn't have the best size, but he is an excellent defender and shot blocker with a decent offensive game.

19. Boston Celtics: Lance Stephenson, SF, Cincinnati
This is probably the first real surprise of the draft, but with Paul Pierce, Ray Allen, and Tony Allen all set to become free agents this summer, the Celtics will probably be in need of a scorer on the wing. Stephenson is a bit of a controversial figure, but the kid has talent, so the Celtics could take a chance on him here.

20. San Antonio Spurs: Damion James, SF, Texas
The Spurs could use someone on the perimeter to guard the Rudy Gays and Trevor Arizas of the world, so the Spurs go with James, the Texas product.

21. Oklahoma City Thunder: Eric Bledsoe, PG, Kentucky
The Thunder lack a true PG, and Bledsoe is probably the best player available here, so they take another uber-athlete to join Russell Westbrook, James Harden, and Kevin Durant.

22. Portland Trail Blazers: Donatas Motiejunas, PF, Lithuania
With Joel Przybilla and Juwan Howard set to enter free agency this summer, the Blazers could use another big man. Motiejunas needs to add some bulk, but he is a good value at #22. Hassan Whiteside and Solomon Alabi are options here, as well, but they are too similar to Greg Oden. Motiejunas reminds a little of LaMarcus Aldridge, but I think they could be on the court at the same time.

23. Minnesota Timberwolves (via Utah): Solomon Alabi, C, Florida State
Darko Milicic is set to become a UFA this summer, so they might be looking for a true center to replace him. I'm not crazy about Alabi, but I could be wrong. He would certainly fit in well with Al Jefferson and Kevin Love, so he's a nice pick here.

24. Atlanta Hawks: Willie Warren, Guard, Oklahoma
Joe Johnson is expected to sign elsewhere this summer, so the Hawks could use a combo guard to provide some points off the bench as a backup to Mike Bibby and Jamal Crawford. Like Ed Davis, I bet Warren wishes he entered the draft last year, when he likely would have been a top ten pick.

25. Memphis Grizzlies (via Denver): Terrico White, Guard, Ole Miss
The Grizzlies have shown a propensity to go after local kids, as displayed by their flirtation with Monta Ellis and their recent signing of Ronnie Brewer. White grew up in Memphis and played his college ball down the road at Ole Miss, plus he would provide some PG depth.

26. Oklahoma City Thunder (via Phoenix): Hassan Whiteside, PF, Marshall
Despite his height, Whiteside is a bit of a finesse player more suited to play PF, so that is why I think he drops so low. I might change my mind before the draft, but for now the Thunder will be happy to take the best available big men remaining. As evidenced in the Lakers series, the Thunder might only be a big man away from doing big things.

27. New Jersey Nets (via Dallas): Quincy Pondexter, SF, Washington
Not the best shooter in the world, but he does just about everything else really well. An experienced senior, Pondexter would have a chance to contribute right away, much like another former wing for the Huskies, Brandon Roy.

28. Memphis Grizzlies (via L.A. Lakers): Jarvis Varnado, PF, Mississippi State
The Grizzlies have a nice frontcourt trio of Marc Gasol, Zach Randolph, and Hasheem Thabeet, but they could use a defensive substitute for Randolph, and Varnado would be the perfect fit. Unlike Thabeet last year, Varnado will be ready to contribute right away.

29. Orlando Magic: Devin Ebanks, SF, West Virginia
Ebanks is a terrific athlete with excellent size for his position. He is a little raw offensively, but has the potential to improve. He also displayed a great work ethic under the coaching of Bob Huggins, and a willingness to commit himself to defense. With the looming free agency of Matt Barnes, Ebanks would be a nice addition to team with Mickael Pietrus at the three.

30. Washington Wizards (via Cleveland): Larry Sanders, PF, Virginia Commonwealth
Sanders is considered a project, but his upside is significant. He is listed at 6'-11", but he runs the floor like an athletic 6'-9" guy and he can block shots. I'm guessing the Wizards have seen Sanders play a lot since he is right down the road, so if anyone is familiar with the kid, it's probably the Wiz.

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Monday, May 24, 2010

Suns vs Lakers, Arizona vs Aliens, Irony vs Coincidence

Irony is a funny thing.

Now, what do I mean by that? Do I mean that irony is funny in a comical way, or do I mean that irony is funny in a curious way? Maybe I mean both. It certainly makes sense for me to say that irony is a comedic device. It also makes sense for me to say that irony is a curious thing.

"Well, why is it curious?" you ask.

Irony is curious because there are many different types of irony (e.g., verbal, dramatic, situational, etc.), and it is an oft-used figure of speech, but people misuse the word ALL THE TIME.

I think the biggest misuse of the word irony, is to describe something that is coincidental as being ironic. For instance, you probably know that the Los Angeles Lakers are in the middle of a playoff series against the Phoenix Suns. In fact, it's a really important series -- the NBA Western Conference Finals -- so lots of people are paying attention. You might also be aware that the hot political topic of the past month has been the Arizona immigration bill (Senate Bill 1070, a.k.a the "Support Our Law Enforcement and Safe Neighborhoods Act"). Isn't it ironic that both of these events are taking place at the same time?

No. It is not ironic. It is coincidental!

Don't feel bad if you thought it was ironic. Lots of people mess this kind of stuff up. English is a tough language! We have all sorts of rhetorical devices that can be confusing.

Similar to the English language, politicians sometimes act in a confusing manner and, in Blue Blindness' opinion, the Arizona immigration issue has provided an opportunity for said politicians (along with media, celebrities, foreign leaders, and even Jim Bob from next door) to say certain things and behave in a certain manner as they oppose the bill, that could lead one to believe that these people might also struggle with the concept of irony.

As I pondered this idea, it occurred to me that this could be a golden blogging opportunity for me to address irony, along with other figures of speech, while also taking a look at the two coincidental events mentioned above. Therefore, I am pleased to present to you (with the help of an excellent article by Richard Nordquist) the "Top 20 Figures of Speech: Exemplified via the events pertaining to Lakers vs Suns and Senate Bill 1070."

20. Alliteration (ah-lit-err-RAY-shun): Repetition of an initial consonant sound.
Etymology: from the Latin, "putting letters together"
Example: In game three of the Western Conference Finals, Amare Stoudemire finally finds his fire and leads the Suns to victory with his energetic play.

This is not only a classic example of alliteration, but also a reminder to NBA observers that Stoudemire is a very talented, yet streaky player. If he tries, then the Suns are a top team and he can drop 42 points and 11 rebounds like he did to the Lakers in game three. If he is unassertive, however (like he was in games one and two, in which he tallied 41 total points and 9 total rebounds), then the Suns will put up a little bit of a fight, but will ultimately get handled.

19. Anaphora (ah-NAF-oh-rah): Repetition of the same word or phrase at the beginning of successive clauses or verses.
Etymology: from the Greek, "carrying back"
Example: If you are a Mexican living in Arizona, according to Obama, the police will deport you while you go out for an ice cream, they'll deport you while you are picking flowers, they'll deport you while you're driving to church, and they'll deport you while you are helping an old lady cross the street.

Okay, so he really only said the first one about the ice cream, but that is ridiculous enough, right? Had Obama actually read the bill, then he would have probably noticed the second paragraph on the first page (the entire bill is only 17 pages long). It reads:

For any LAWFUL contact made by a law enforcement official or agency of this state or a county, city, town, or other political subdivision of this state where REASONABLE SUSPICION exists that the person is an alien who is unlawfully present in the United States, a reasonable attempt shall be made, when practicable, to determine the immigration status of the person. The person's immigration status shall be verified with the federal government pursuant to 8 United States Code Section 1373 (c).

In other words, Arizona police officers are not authorized to simply snatch people off the street like a dog catcher. There are legal words still in play, like probable cause, reasonable suspicion, lawful contact, and police officers are not protected from lawsuits if they are judged to have acted in bad faith.

Fear not, legal citizens of Arizona! You will not be racially profiled as long as you are not a Mexican pulled over for speeding and your car smells like pot. Then, yeah, you might get deported if you're an illegal alien. Otherwise, you'll just go to jail.

18. Antithesis (an-TITH-uh-sis): The juxtaposition of contrasting ideas in balanced phrases.
Etymology: from the Greek, "opposition"
Example: He's a cold blooded killer and a cute little meerkitten.

Obviously, I'm referring to Steve Nash here. Nash is just one of those guys who reminds of a precious little animal. The two that come to mind for me are a meerkitten (is that what baby meerkats are called?) and my little Australian Shepherd, Sadie. Sadie is one of those dogs that will bat her eyelashes at you one second, and then, if you pick her up the wrong way, give you a little growl and show you her very sharp teeth (reminds a lot of this famous clip).

Nash is averaging about 14 points and 14 assists so far this series, but he's only 1-6 from 3pt, so don't be surprised to see some classic "Steve Nash dagger threes" in games four and five. He's let Derek Fisher hang around with him for the first three games, but I'll guarantee you that he's going to show D-Fish who his Canadian daddy is, win or lose, before this series is over.

17. Apostrophe (ah-POS-tro-fee): Breaking off discourse to address some absent person or thing, some abstract quality, an inanimate object, or a nonexistent character.
Etymology: from the Greek, "turning away"
Example: Hello, Lady Liberty. Please accept me from under the cut-out portion of your border fence. Grant me with life, liberty, and the pursuit of free education and healthcare even though I do not pay income tax or social security. Protect me from the evil police officers who would have me deported only because I am here illegally and have shown probable cause to be what I am -- an illegal alien. Whoa is me! Have pity on such a wretch!

No additional commentary needed.

16. Assonance (ASS-a-nins): Identity or similarity in sound between internal vowels in neighboring words.
Etymology: from the Latin, "sound"
Example: Kobe snakes his way down the court on the break, shaking defenders who are in his way.

Assonance is kind of a tough one. On one hand, you don't want to use excessive rhyming and make the sentence sound like a poem. On the other hand, you have to string together enough similar-sounding words so that it qualifies as a figure of speech.

Kobe is a lot like assonance. On one hand, he has to share the ball with his teammates enough that he's not considered a ball hog, and to make sure that the Lakers win. On the other hand, Kobe wants to take enough shots and have the ball in his hands enough so that everyone knows that he's still the man. Yeah, that seems like a good enough comparison to me.

15. Chiasmus (ki-AZ-mus): A verbal pattern in which the second half of an expression is balanced against the first but with the parts reversed.
Etymology: from the Greek, "mark with the letter X"
Example: Illegal immigration is a problem, but it is a problem to address illegal immigration.

This is Blue Blindness' favorite part of speech so far. It is straight, simple, clever, and to the point. It also has a cool-sounding name. Chiasmus!

14. Euphemism (YOO-fuh-miz-em): The substitution of an inoffensive term for one considered offensively explicit.
Etymology: from the Greek, "use of good words"
Example: Ron Artest is a free spirited person, huh?

You see, "free spirited" is a nice way of saying that Ron Artest is a crazy ###### ######. He's done a nice job knocking down open threes in this series, though -- actually, that is relative; he's 6-18, but he went 12-52 against OKC and Utah. He's not super-important in the Suns series, but the Lakers will need him to give Paul Pierce and Ray Allen a hard time if they advance to the NBA Finals.

13. Hyperbole (hi-PURR-buh-lee): An extravagant statement; the use of exaggerated terms for the purpose of emphasis or heightened effect.
Etymology: from the Greek, "excess"
Example: Phil Jackson has won a bajillion championships.

Actually, he's only won ten, but it might as well be a bajillion. I guess that's what happens when you coach Jordan, Pippen, Kobe, Gasol, Free Spirit Artest, etc. Well, Ron hasn't won one yet, but maybe he'll give Phil number bajillion and one this year.

12. Irony (I-ruh-nee): The use of words to convey the opposite of their literal meaning. A statement or situation where the meaning is contradicted by the appearance or presentation of the idea.
Etymology: from the Greek, "feigned ignorance"
Example: It is ironic that Assistant Secretary of State for the Bureau of Democracy, Human Rights, and Labor, Michael Posner, apologized to CHINA(!) for what he called a "troubling trend in our society, and an indication that we have to deal with issues of discrimination or potential discrimination. And these are issues very much being debated in our own society" (this is in reference to the Arizona bill).

So, not only is Washington publicly ridiculing Arizona for passing a bill that makes it easier for its policemen to enforce a preexisting law, they are now apologizing to Communist China (the worldwide leader in human oppression and disregard for life and liberties) for a human rights issue?

You can't get any more ironic (or moronic) than that. Maybe it's just a ploy to appease The Red Country and to buy some more time before they call in our debt.

To apologize to China for a human rights issue is akin to apologizing to France for acting too snobby, or like apologizing to Spain for being too laid back, or like apologizing to Canada for being too insignificant, or like apologizing to Mexico for deporting its illegal immigrants ... wait a sec. More on that later.

11. Litotes (LI-toe-teez): A figure of speech consisting of an understatement in which an affirmative is expressed by negating its opposite.
Etymology: from the Greek, "plainness, simplicity"
Example: Pau Gasol definitely does not look like a bird.

One of these days we're going to see Gasol sticking his head in the Gatorade cooler like an ostrich and not think anything of it.

10. Metaphor (MET-ah-for): A figure of speech in which an implied comparison is made between two unlike things that actually have something in common.
Etymology: from the Greek, "carry over"
Example: Three-pointers are the pretty girl at the dance who makes you feel good about yourself and makes you look cool until she ditches you for the quarterback and everyone thinks you're a loser again.

I feel like this is the story of Channing Frye. He came to the playoffs (the dance) with a pretty girl and was feeling good about himself, shooting 44% from 3pt for the regular season. Then, his girlfriend ditches him and he's stuck with Thelma, as he went 27% in the Portland series. His luck dramatically changed after he danced with Thelma, and the homecoming queen started flirting with him. Frye was the most popular kid in school as he helped shoot down the evil San Antonio Spurs with a 54.5% average for the series. But now the homecoming queen is gone and he's stuck with Thelma's ugly sister, Piggie, and he's down to 7%. Poor Channing.

9. Metonymy (me-TON-uh-me): A figure of speech in which one word or phrase is substituted for another with which it is closely associated; also, the rhetorical strategy of describing something indirectly by referring to things around it.
Etymology: from the Greek, "change of name"
Example: The zebras aren't calling many fouls on the Lakers this series.

Actually, that's just for the first two games. The Suns finally made it to the stripe in game three, so, naturally, they won. If Amare can keep taking it to the ostrich, then maybe he'll keep shooting lots of free throws and the Suns can even up the series.

8. Onomatopoeia (ON-a-MAT-a-PEE-a): The formation or use of words that imitate the sounds associated with the objects or actions they refer to.
Etymology: from the Latin, "make names"
Example: "Bang!" -- famously shouted by play-by-play man, Mike Breen, after made three pointers.

I guess a basketball doesn't really make a "bang" sound as it goes through the net, but you get the idea. You have to give Breen credit; he's a great banger (whoa!).

7. Oxymoron (ox-see-MOR-on): A figure of speech in which incongruous or contradictory terms appear side by side; a compressed paradox.
Etymology: from the Greek, "sharp-dull"
Example: Steve Nash and Derek Fisher are the youngest old-dudes ever.

Seriously, Fisher is cut up and probably in better shape than most of the 20 year olds in the league, despite being 35. I could see Fisher becoming the NBA's Chris Chelios. Nash, 36, is healthier than a vegetarian 15 year old cross country runner. The guy has pretty much eliminated his cane sugar intake and he mostly sticks to grilled fish and chicken and healthy-people cereal.

6. Paradox (PAR-a-dox): A statement that appears to contradict itself.
Etymology: from the Greek, "incredible, contrary to opinion or expectation"
Example: Sometimes, it seems as if the media can make heroes of aliens while alienating those who should be heroes.

It drives me nuts that the liberal media and even elected officials for the opposing party try to paint the picture of the poor, hardworking illegal alien while, at the same time, painting the picture of the big, bad police officer who is hunting for aliens to handcuff and toss out of the country without cause. Why is it such a bad thing to protect our borders and enforce laws that are already in place? Am I going crazy?

5. Personification (per-SON-if-i-KAY-shun): A figure of speech in which an inanimate object or abstraction is endowed with human qualities or abilities.
Etymology: N/A
Example: The men's orange "Viva Los 1070" shirts looked right back at the TV cameras from the front row of the arena, daring the producers to have security escort their wearers right out the door.

And so the producers obliged (or at least that is what most people think, even though no one will admit who's order it was). Here is the link to the story. A couple of guys wore the shirts in response to the Suns donning their "Los Suns" jerseys in support of the illegal immigrants living in Arizona. I'm sure the people of Arizona appreciated that (nope). This whole episode stoked the fire already burning between Arizona and southern California.

4. Pun (pun): A play on words, either on different senses of the same word or on the similar sense or sound of different words.
Etymology: Uncertain
Example: Arizona's utility commissioner shocks California with threat to shut down electric service.

Get it? Shock ... electricity ... haha! Man, I really need to cut down on the lengths of these columns. But if you haven't heard this story, then you need to check it out. This guy tells L.A. to put its money where its mouth is, regarding their boycott of Arizona.

3. Simile (SIM-i-lee): A figure of speech in which two fundamentally unlike things are explicitly compared, usually in a phrase introduced by like or as.
Etymology: from Latin, "likeness" or "comparison"
Example: Andrew Bynum is like a giant baby condor whose drunk-like flight induces sharp pains to Laker fans who hopelessly look on wondering what could have been.

I truly believe that Bynum is the most overrated big man in the NBA. He would be out of the league if he were 6'-10" or shorter. The man is not a basketball player; he has simply been blessed with DNA that made him a tall human being.

2. Synechdoche (si-NEK-di-key): A figure of speech in which a part is used to represent the whole, the whole for a part, the specific for the general, the general for the specific, or the material made for the thing made from it.
Etymology: from the Greek, "shared understanding"
Example: The Suns' bench has been underwhelming in the Lakers series.

In this example, "bench" represents all of the reserve players for the Suns. Yeah, it's a lame example, but I've typed a lot today.

Seriously, though, if Los Suns are going to pull El Upset, then they're going to need for Dudley, Dragic, Amundson, Barbosa, and the aforementioned Frye to step it on up and put up some big boy points. The Lakers bench is pretty terrible, so if the Suns let them outperform their bench, then they'll be done in five.

1. Understatement (UN-der-STATE-ment): A figure of speech in which a writer or speaker deliberately makes a situation seem less important or serious than it is.
Etymology: C'mon
Example (I have several examples for this one):
This article is pretty long.
I bet hardly anyone reads the entire post.
Colten's attempts at humor in this post were mostly ill-conceived.
Steve Nash is the man.
Illegal immigration is a problem.

That's all, folks.

Another credit to Mr. Richard Nordquist for his excellent article about figures of speech on grammar.about.com.





Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Terrence Jones to Kentucky! Best class ever?

Oh, my goodness! With only a couple of hours remaining in the spring signing period, Terrence Jones has decommitted from Washington and will be a Kentucky Wildcat next season. If you have followed the recruitment of Jones, then all you can say at this point is, "Wow."

Jones, ranked #13 overall on the 2010 Rivals 150, is a skilled 6'-9" power forward from Portland, Ore. with a game often compared to that of Lamar Odom. Jones will instantly jump into the starting PF spot that I had penciled Eloy Vargas into a couple of days ago, and he is probably good enough that the Wildcats will not experience a drop-off in production from the power forward spot, even with the departure of Patrick Patterson.

In Blue Blindness' opinion, this development makes Kentucky a legitimate Final Four contender for the 2010-2011 season, and it also gives the Wildcats quite possibly (on paper, at least) the best recruiting class of all time. No joke.

Kentucky's recruiting class last year was argued by many experts to be either the best or second-best class ever, with the only competition coming from Michigan's Fab Five. Though this year's class lacks a talent like John Wall or DeMarcus Cousins, Brandon Knight and Enes Kanter are close, and the bottom of this year's class looks to be significantly better than last year's. Let's take a look at the two classes, according to Rivals.com rankings:

Kentucky's 2009 class:

#1: John Wall, PG
#2: DeMarcus Cousins, PF/C
#22: Daniel Orton, PF/C
#23: Eric Bledsoe, PG
#40: Jon Hood, SG/SF
UR: Darnell Dodson, SG/SF (he was unranked because he was a JUCO transfer, but Jerry Meyer had him pegged as being a high four-star prospect and would have been ranked around #40)

Kentucky's 2010 class:

#3: Enes Kanter, PF/C
#6: Brandon Knight, PG
#13: Terrence Jones, PF
#21: Doron Lamb, SG
#33: Stacey Poole, SG/SF
UR: Eloy Vargas, PF (like Dodson, Eloy Vargas is a JUCO transfer from Miami Dade CC; he was ranked #26 in 2008)

We will have to wait and see if any of the 2010 recruits end up becoming big stars like Wall or Cousins, or like Michigan's Chris Webber, Juwon Howard, and Jalen Rose, but I am confident in prognosticating that, top to bottom, the 2010 Kentucky recruiting class is stronger than last year's version. The scary thing is, Kentucky already has verbal commitments from the top two players in 2011, Mike Gilchrist and Marquis Teague. Those two are on the same level as Wall and Cousins from a talent standpoint. It is highly likely that Kentucky will have the top recruiting class in the country for three years in a row, and that each class is better than the last.

While Kentucky fans celebrate tonight, Washington fans are surely in mourning. Jones was slated to team up with Isaiah Thomas, Terrence Ross, and Abdul Gaddy to form quite a foursome for Lorenzo Romar's squad, which is coming off an impressive Sweet Sixteen run in this year's NCAA tournament. The Huskies' loss is the Wildcats' gain, however, and Kentucky certainly has the look, now, of a top five team. There will not be a more talented team in the country from an NBA prospect standpoint, and they should definitely be in the discussion of potential national champions, along with Duke, Michigan State, and Purdue.

For Kentucky fans who follow recruiting, May 19 will go down as the night when the 'Cats went from a top 15 team to a top five team in a matter of seconds. When the destinies of contending teams are placed in the hands of 17-18 year old kids, you're always in for a wild ride!

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Colten's NBA Mock Draft: Version 1.0

The ping-pong balls have been sucked through the tube, the order has been set, and hearts have been broken (most notably, Mikahil Prokhorov's). The Wizards, not the Nets, will pick first in June's NBA draft, and they will undoubtedly select Kentucky PG, John Wall. Good for them. After the Gilbert Arenas debacle, the organization and city of DC could use some good sports news.

As for the rest of the teams, they're left with the scraps -- but that's not always a bad thing. Take last year, for example, when the Kings were the league's lousiest team. They ended up with the number four pick, which was the worst-possible scenario for them. But fortune turned out to be on their side, as Tyreke Evans fell into their laps at the four spot, and he has since been dubbed the NBA Rookie of the Year.

Other than the Nets, it was the Timberwolves who proved to be the unluckiest lottery team, falling from number two to number four. But like the Kings last year, maybe the Rookie of the Year will be waiting for them at number four.

So, without further ado, I present to you "Colten's (way too long) NBA Mock Draft: Version 1.0." In this version, I will place more emphasis on personal opinion than on general consensus. As we get closer and closer to the draft, I will probably change my picks in accordance with what is most likely to happen, whether I agree with the pick or not.

1. Washington Wizards: John Wall, PG, Kentucky
This is definitely the easiest pick to forecast. Wall is the consensus top prospect in the draft, and he also has a good personality and plays with flair, making him the perfect pick for a team in need of a new image. The Wizards can either slide Gilbert Arenas over to the shooting guard spot, or they can get rid of him, altogether. It would be tough to trade Arenas' huge contract, and cutting him would mean taking a big cap hit, but there is a chance they could cut him and then go to arbitration to figure out if the locker room gun incident would allow them to get off the hook for a large portion of his bonus money.

2. Philadelphia 76ers: DeMarcus Cousins, PF/C, Kentucky
Most people have Evan Turner in this slot, and that could very well end up being the Sixers' pick, but I have thought for some time now that Cousins is the second best talent in the draft, so he is the pick here. Cousins would be an immediate upgrade over Samuel Dalembert (who will be an unrestricted FA in 2011), and it would allow the Sixers to keep their young 1-3 core of Jrue Holiday, Andre Iguodola, and Thaddeus Young intact. I honestly don't think Turner would be much of an upgrade over AI or Young, so Cousins makes a lot of sense here. Plus, I have a feeling that Philly fans will embrace Cousins' perceived tough-guy (sometimes immature) attitude and his propensity for bullying people around down low.

In my opinion, Cousins projects as a terrific NBA post player due to his huge frame, soft touch around the basket, unconscious rebounding rate, and the likelihood that defensive three seconds, the restricted area, and solid outside shooting (at least better than what he had at Kentucky) to keep the defense spread out will help him continue to be the beast that Kentucky fans witnessed last year.

As an additional note, don't be surprised if the Sixers deal this pick to the Timberwolves on draft night. The T'Wolves have three first round picks, and the Sixers might think they can pick up one of those picks and still get Cousins at number four. It's hard to see the Nets taking Cousins at number three when they already have Brook Lopez. If this scenario goes down, remember you heard it here first!

3. New Jersey Nets: Derrick Favors, PF, Georgia Tech
While Nets fans are surely peeved that they had the best chance of all the lottery teams to win the John Wall sweepstakes, Derrick Favors would be a very nice consolation prize. Again, most experts would have Evan Turner long gone by now, but I think Favors is just as good of a prospect, and he fills a more pressing need for the Nets. Pairing Favors with Brook Lopez would give the Nets the most talented young frontcourt in the league. Lopez is a big, skilled center, who is quickly emerging as the best all-around center in the league (especially since Yao Ming has battled so many injuries). Favors is less skilled and not as big as Lopez, but he is the more explosive athlete and projects as an Amare Stoudemire-type player.

On the other hand, Turner would likely be a nice upgrade over Courtney Lee or Terrence Williams, but players like Favors are harder to come by than a guy like Turner. Plus, the Nets have a ton of cap space and will likely end up with a top free agent who can bolster the backcourt. Joe Johnson, anyone?

4. Minnesota Timberwolves: Evan Turner, PG/SG/SF, Ohio State
See, I told you that the four spot wasn't all that bad! Evan Turner would be a fantastic fit for the T'Wolves. They have a couple of young point guards in Jonny Flynn and Ricky Rubio (if he ever makes his way to the NBA), and they have a couple of good post players in Kevin Love and Al Jefferson. They could also re-sign Darko Milicic who, apparently, enjoyed a bit of success last year playing in a three man post rotation along with Love and Jefferson. Corey Brewer is starting to emerge on the wing, but the T'Wolves could really use a playmaking, do-it-all shooting guard like Turner to accompany him.

I know that Minnesota is not a sexy landing spot, and I'm sure Turner would like to be a top two pick, but this scenario might end up being the best case for both Turner and the T'Wolves. We'll have to wait until June to see if it happens.

5. Sacramento Kings: Al-Farouq Aminu, SF, Wake Forest
Once again, I'm straying from the consensus (which would be Wesley Johnson) and going with my gut. Al-Farouq Aminu has the potential to be the best wing out of this class (that includes Turner and Johnson) thanks to his freakish combination of size, length, and athleticism. Johnson is the better leaper and better shooter, and is a freak of nature in his own right, but Aminu is an extremely fluid athlete who has better height and bulk. He can already rebound extremely well for a small forward, and his defensive upside is off the charts. If he improves his ball handling and perimeter stroke (which he should, since he has good mechanics and is only 19 years old, compared to Johnson, who is 22), then Aminu could become a future all-star ... at least, in my humble opinion.

Another reason the Kings might go with Aminu is because they already have a couple of guys on their roster who like to jack three-bombs like Johnson -- Francisco Garcia and Donte Green. I think a defender/rebounder type would fit in better with what the Kings need.

6. Golden State Warriors: Wesley Johnson, SF, Syracuse
The Warriors would be ecstatic if Johnson fell this far. He would immediately fill the void left by Anthony Morrow, should the free agency winds take him to another team, and he could give the Warriors some flexibility at the three spot, which is currently held down by Corey Maggette. Johnson fits the mold of a Nelly-ball player in that he can run the floor like a gazelle, he can shoot the trey, and he can finish above the rim on the fast break. While the Warriors could also use some front court depth, I think they would go with Johnson in this scenario and see if guys like Anthony Randolph and Brandon Wright can live up to their potential.

7. Detroit Pistons: Cole Aldrich, C, Kansas
This is another team that I could definitely see trying to trade down. Aldrich is a significant drop-off in talent from the top six players, and I'm not sure the Pistons will see the value of taking Aldrich here. However, they have to take someone in this mock draft, so I envision them taking a big-bodied post player to replace UFA's Ben Wallace, Chris Wilcox, and Kwame Brown. The two best candidates are Cole Aldrich and Daniel Orton, but Aldrich is the more polished product, so he gets the nod here.

Although Aldrich will probably never become an all-star, he is a big body who is a decent rebounder, but a very good shot blocker. He is fairly skilled for a big man, showing the ability to knock down mid range jumpers and pass out of double teams while he was at Kansas. Aldrich is a tough player, so that will set well with the blue collar fans of Detroit. All in all, this isn't a bad pick for Detroit in this situation.

8. Los Angeles Clippers: Gordon Hayward, SF, Butler
The Clippers are another team who will be shopping their pick. Hayward is obviously a very good player, as evidenced by his NCAA Tournament performance last year, but I'm not sure he's worth the number eight pick. The value here is with big men like Ed Davis, Greg Monroe, Ekpe Udoh, etc., but the Clippers have an abundance of solid big men like Chris Kaman, Blake Griffin, and DeAndre Jordan. Sure, Monroe or Davis would be an upgrade over Craig Smith or Drew Gooden at the backup PF spot, but there is no reason to spend the eighth overall pick on a backup PF, especially after drafting Blake Griffin number one overall last year.

If they are able to trade down, they might also look at a point guard like Eric Bledsoe to groom behind Baron Davis, but I think SF is the position they key in on -- especially if they can't land LeBron, Joe Johnson, or Rudy Gay in free agency. Other SF possibilities are Paul George and Luke Babbitt.

9. Utah Jazz (via NY Knicks): Greg Monroe, PF/C, Georgetown
The Jazz are set to lose Carlos Boozer to free agency this summer, but the Jazz shouldn't worry. They have Paul Millsap waiting in the wings to fill the vacant PF spot, and Mehmet Okur is a solid starting C who can knock down threes like they're free throws. Monroe is the most skilled post player in this year's draft, which is perfect for Jerry Sloan's pick-and-roll-oriented, half court offense. Monroe would immediately jump in as the first big off the bench, and would become the Jazz's PF or C of the future. This would be a great pick for the Jazz.

10. Indiana Pacers: Avery Bradley, PG/SG, Texas
The Pacers desperately need a playmaker in the backcourt. They were hoping for a lottery miracle so they could steal John Wall, but he'll be long gone when the Pacers make their pick at number ten. That means Avery Bradley will have to suffice. Bradley, not Wall, was ESPN's top ranked recruit coming out of high school a year ago (although sites like Rivals.com and Scout.com are usually much better at the ranking game), so Bradley is a big time player in his own right. I think Bradley's stock will increase during the pre-draft camps, so even though this seems high right now, I don't think this will be a reach at all come June. Bradley reminds me of a Jerryd Bayless/Monta Ellis type of combo guard who is an explosive athlete and can create for himself and others. While he is kind of a tweener without a true position, players like Bradley have value because of their elite athleticism. Bradley also has a reputation as a terrific perimeter defender, probably the best in this year's class, so that is another benefit he will provide. If he can improve his range on his jump shot, then Bradley is a potential stud.

11. New Orleans Hornets: Daniel Orton, PF/C, Kentucky
The Hornets have to be pleasantly surprised with their picks last year -- Darren Collison and Marcus Thornton. Add that to the return of a healthy Chris Paul, and you have the makings of a very nice backcourt. The frontcourt, however, could use a big man to backup Emeka Okafor and also be able to step in for David West, so Daniel Orton seems like the logical choice. Orton has the size to defend the PF or C, and that trait separates him from Ekpe Udoh and Ed Davis. Though Orton didn't put up big stats in his limited minutes last year for Kentucky, he projects as a solid defender, shot blocker, rebounder, and finisher at the next level. He needs to polish his offensive game, but Orton is an explosive athlete who could surprise some people and contribute right away -- that is, assuming he can stay out of foul trouble.

12. Memphis Grizzlies: Luke Babbitt, SF, Nevada
The Grizzlies' biggest weakness (other than, perhaps, PG) is three point shooting. Luke Babbitt would seem like a good choice to address that issue, as he shot 43% from three as a freshman at Nevada, and 41% as a sophomore. Standing at 6'-9", he has great size for an NBA SF, but he lacks the athleticism to be an effective defender on the perimeter. It might be worth the risk, though, since some people think Babbitt could become the next Chris Mullins. It is also worth noting that Rudy Gay will be a RFA this summer, and, although the Grizzlies front office is saying that they will match almost any offer Rudy receives, Babbitt would be good insurance.

13. Toronto Raptors: Ed Davis, PF, North Carolina
The bad news: It looks like Chris Bosh is on his way out of Toronto this summer and on to greener pastures. The good news: "Colten's NBA Mock Draft: Version 1.0" has Ed Davis falling all the way to number 13. Davis is a nice prospect who would have been a top five pick had he come out after his freshman year. Injuries and a poor showing as a sophomore, however, have dropped his stock all the way to the mid to late lottery, so he might find himself freezing his butt off in Toronto for the next 4-5 years. Davis is not a very skilled offensive player, but he is an excellent defender and shot blocker and he has terrific athleticism. He's no Chris Bosh, but he's the best option for the Raptors at this point.

14. Houston Rockets: Hassan Whiteside, C, Marshall
We are ... the Houston Rockets! So, what do you get when Yao Ming misses the entire 2009-2010 season? If you guessed "Chuck Hayes starting at center," then you are CORRECT! Now, I love Chuck Hayes, and he is definitely an NBA-caliber player; but when you have a 6'-6" guy starting at C, then you know you need some help down low. Hassan Whiteside stormed onto the college scene as a freshman at Marshall where he averaged 13 pts, 9 reb, and 5.5 blk in 26 mpg. The 6'-11" shot blocker would provide some excellent depth down low for the Rockets, who have been haunted by injuries to their star players for the last several years. If the pick is not Whiteside, then I'd bet on Ekpe Udoh.

15. Milwaukee Bucks: Patrick Patterson, PF, Kentucky
The Bucks have a playmaking PG in Brandon Jennings and a good, young C in Andrew Bogut, but that's about where it ends. John Salmons is a nice piece, and I'm sure the Bucks will try to retain him, but he is expected to opt out of his contract and become a FA this summer. Assuming the Bucks bring him back, they could really use an upgrade at PF (currently held down by Luc Richard Mbah a Moute), and Patrick Patterson would fit in nicely beside Bogut. Patterson is a little undersized for an NBA PF, but he is an excellent athlete who rebounds well for his size and he is able to step out and hit long jumpers. Patterson has a terrific motor and will definitely be a fan favorite wherever he ends up.

16. Minnesota Timberwolves (via Charlotte): Ekpe Udoh, PF/C, Baylor
The T'Wolves plugged a backcourt hole at the four spot with Evan Turner, so now they turn their attention to a backup post player who can block shots. Ekpe Udoh fits the mold, so they are thrilled that he drops down to number 15. He is also a nice contrast to the bulkier PF's already on their roster, like Kevin Love and Al Jefferson. Udoh would provide a good spark off the bench by using his energy and athleticism to help carry the T'Wolves' second unit.

17. Chicago Bulls (via Milwaukee): James Anderson, SG, Oklahoma State
The Bulls have a nice young duo of Derrick Rose and Joakim Noah, and Taj Gibson is showing nice improvement at the four, but the Bulls lack a true SG who can stretch the floor and allow spacing for Rose to penetrate. James Anderson would be a terrific fit here. His long range shooting ability, along with his ability to penetrate the lane, would be a welcome addition to the Bulls backcourt. As an added bonus, Anderson would be a terrific wingman for a guy like LeBron James or Dwayne Wade, and the Bulls are hoping to land one of them this summer in free agency.

18. Miami Heat: Solomon Alabi, C, Florida State
I've seen a lot of mock drafts that have Eric Bledsoe going here. While that might be the case, I think they'll stick with Mario Chalmers for another year and address the gaping hole in the post. Jermaine O'Neal, Udonis Haslem, and Jamaal Magloire will all be UFA's this summer, so the Heat will need to bring in a young anchor in the post. They will look right up the road to Tallahassee and see 7'-1" Solomon Alabi staring right back at them. Even though that is a creepy visual, the Heat will still draft him and be happy that they have a huge shot blocker who could end up being the next Hasheem Thabeet -- except hopefully not ending up in the D-League for an extended amount of time.

19. Boston Celtics: Xavier Henry, SG/SF, Kansas
I've always thought Xavier Henry's game was a lot like Paul Pierce's, so this is a nice match. The Celtics need a good perimeter player to come off the bench and not be afraid to knock down some shots. Henry will do just that. I think Henry would be a terrific value pick at number 19, and he should be able to contribute right away, despite the fact that he's a one-and-done. He has a very strong build, but a very smooth game. I also think he is a little bit more athletic than people give him credit for, kind of like Paul Pierce. His game should mesh well with Rajon Rondo's, so Henry will have the chance to become the Celtics' SG or SF of the future.

20. San Antonio Spurs: Damion James, SF, Texas
The Spurs are getting old, fast. I could see them going in a number of different directions with this pick, but I think Damion James is a good fit. James is a terrific athlete with toughness. He dramatically improved his outside shot this year in college, and he is an excellent defender and rebounder. I think James could be a valuable asset for the Spurs as a guy who can come off the bench and defend the other team's best perimeter player, especially larger perimeter players like Rudy Gay and Trevor Ariza, both of whom are in the Spurs' division. I wonder how long the Spurs can continue their playoff ways. I think they might end up in the lottery next year, but we'll see.

21. Oklahoma City Thunder: Eric Bledsoe, PG, Kentucky
I know, I know, the Thunder already have Russell Westbrook and Eric Maynor on their roster. So why Eric Bledsoe? Well, neither Westbrook nor Maynor is a true PG, and I think every NBA team should have a true PG on its roster. Bledsoe has often been compared to Westbrook, but I'm not sure that is a great comparison. Athletically, yes, Bledsoe is Westbrook's equal, but he doesn't have the size that Westbrook possesses, and their games are a little different. Bledsoe possesses tremendous upside as a traditional point guard who will look to set up his teammates more than the ever-attacking Westbrook or jump-shooting Maynor. Bledsoe doesn't have the highest basketball IQ yet, but he is tough, athletic, and confident, and could become a valuable contributor and maybe a very nice trade asset in a couple of years.

22. Portland Trail Blazers: Paul George, SF, Fresno State
Portland is known for going for the best player available, so the slip of Paul George stops here. The Blazers already have Nicolas Batum and Martell Webster at the three spot, but George is an intriguing prospect with a ton of upside. A big, athletic SF with a nice stroke, George is often compared to Trevor Ariza. The downside is that he is very raw and didn't dominate in college, so he might have to ride the pine for a couple of years before the Blazers' investment pays off.

23. Minnesota Timberwolves (via Utah): Donatas Motiejunas, PF/C, Lithuania
Like I mentioned earlier, the T'Wolves might shop this pick to move up to take Evan Turner. If not, then they'll probably take the best available international player to store overseas for a couple of years. Unlike the Ricky Rubio situation, however, they might actually do this on purpose. Motiejunas has been compared to Dirk Nowitzki and Andrea Bargnani, so he's definitely worth the investment at number 23.

24. Atlanta Hawks: Willie Warren, PG/SG, Oklahoma
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. For those who thought Eric Bledsoe should have returned to school for his sophomore year, look no further than Willie Warren as a prime example of why he should get while the gettin's good. Warren is not a true PG, but he can score and is a good athlete. With the likely departure of Joe Johnson, I can envision Jamal Crawford stepping into the starting role and Warren would have a chance to be the first guard off the bench and provide some scoring. This could prove to be a steal for Atlanta. Is it just me, or does Warren just seem like a Hawk's player?

25. Memphis Grizzlies (via Denver): Terrico White, PG/SG, Mississippi
In a draft with very few options at PG, Terrico White, the Memphis native, gets to come home and play in front of his family and friends. Ole Miss is also right down the road from Memphis, so he will have his high school and collegiate fans supporting him at the FedEx Forum. White might be an especially good fit for the Grizzlies because if he is able to win the starting PG job at some point, then it could lead to slightly higher ticket sales -- and we all know that the Grizzlies need some help in that department.

26. Oklahoma City Thunder (via Phoenix): Kevin Seraphin, PF, France
The Thunder could end up choosing among several power forwards in this spot, including: Kevin Seraphin, Craig Brackins, Larry Sanders, and Keith "Tiny" Gallon. I'll give the edge to Seraphin, though, due to the fact that the Thunder can stash him overseas for a while if they'd like. You could make the argument for Gallon, who played his college ball at Oklahoma, but keep in mind that he is the player who accepted cash while he was being recruited to play there, thus putting OU on probation. I'm not sure he'd be the local fan favorite-type.

27. New Jersey Nets (via Dallas): Quincy Pondexter, SF, Washington
I think the Nets will look for the best PG or SF available at this spot, so I'm going with Quincy Pondexter. He doesn't have the best jump shot, but Pondexter showed his explosive scoring ability and overall game when he led Washington to the Sweet Sixteen last year before losing to West Virginia. Terrence Williams was underwhelming in his rookie campaign, so Pondexter should be able to compete for a starting spot at some point this season. Even if the Nets don't land a top FA this summer, a lineup of Devin Harris, Courtney Lee, Quincy Pondexter, Derrick Favors, and Brook Lopez is about a million times better than what they put on the floor this season.

28. Memphis Grizzlies (via Lakers): Jarvis Varnado, PF, Mississippi State
This is the spot where the Grizzlies would like to take a foreign project-type who they could stash overseas, but I'm not sure the value is there, so they go with a shot blocking PF in Jarvis Varnado. The Grizz have a nice frontcourt of Marc Gasol, Zach Randolph, and Hasheem Thabeet, but Varnado would be able to carve a niche as a defensive substitute for Randolph. This might seem a little high for Varnado, but the Grizz don't have a second round pick, and Varnado would fit in nicely.

29. Orlando Magic: Devin Ebanks, SF, West Virginia
Matt Barnes is the Magic's best perimeter defender, but he will be a FA this summer, so they will need a versatile perimeter defender to step in. Devin Ebanks could be that guy. Ebanks guarded the opponent's best player this year while at WVU, whether it was a PG, SG, SF, or PF. Ebanks is a long, explosive athlete with an excellent work ethic and defensive instincts. If he can improve his offensive game, then he would be quite a steal at number 29.

30. Washington Wizards (via Cleveland): Larry Sanders, PF, VCU
The Wizards started the first round by taking John Wall, and they'll wrap things up by taking a big man from right down the road, VCU's Larry Sanders. He is a bit raw, but Sanders has high level athleticism for a PF and he is a very good shot blocker. He may take some time to develop, but the local product could pay off down the road.

If you want to compare my mock draft with some others, then check out WalterFootball.com's NBA mock draft and mock draft database and FootballFanSpot's NBA mock draft and mock draft database, in which this mock draft is included. Whoo! That's a lot of times to say mock draft!